If your significant other makes a rule or two about your relationship, consider yourself lucky.
Take a look at this full blown list that this guy found in a traded in car that he bought. It was a contract that a girlfriend wrote up for her boyfriend and we can only hope he ran out of that relationship after reading it.
Some of the insane rules include:
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You’re NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
You are NOT to ask for head
You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back
This one is a little on the crazy side.